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Posted on 16th Apr at 6:40 PM, with 208,695 notes
Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
Police officers: ayyyy
Investigator: ayyyy
Corpse: ayyyy lmao
Posted on 15th Apr at 7:20 PM, with 119,147 notes

madeupmonkeyshit:

When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles

me:

image

Posted on 15th Apr at 6:40 PM, with 8,798 notes

megha:

"crocodiles are easy. they try to kill and eat you. people are harder. sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

-steve irwin

Posted on 14th Apr at 10:40 PM, with 2 notes

mis-read the prompt and submitted three paragraphs on “hearing conversation” instead of “hearing conservation” hahaha fml :~)))))))))

Posted on 14th Apr at 7:20 PM, with 222,573 notes

schoolofstitchcraft:

Rosie finally opens her mouth and it’s fucking flawless.

Posted on 14th Apr at 6:40 PM, with 7 notes

coolruby64:

I can’t stop thinkin bout spinach artichoke dip

Posted on 13th Apr at 7:20 PM, with 47,036 notes

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

Posted on 13th Apr at 6:40 PM, with 100,711 notes

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

Posted on 12th Apr at 7:20 PM, with 37,275 notes

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

i was straight once

turns out it was just a phase

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