butts, pizza, & music, or gtfo.
each second you spend not touching my butt is a wasted second
I accidentally added too much golden syrup to my porridge and too much coffee to my coffee and now I’m vibrating and can see all of time and space and feel the earths rotation.
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore