butts, pizza, & music, or gtfo.
When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles
"crocodiles are easy. they try to kill and eat you. people are harder. sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
mis-read the prompt and submitted three paragraphs on “hearing conversation” instead of “hearing conservation” hahaha fml :~)))))))))
I can’t stop thinkin bout spinach artichoke dip
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*